It has been a cold winter here in Hogwarts, ( although it can never be as cold as chilly as me)

and the students are only interested in  frolicking in the snow, instead of listening to ME in my class.

Do they not realize that Defence Against the Dark Arts is very important in such biting, unknown weather...

Of course, this tirade is specially reserved for the 'festive season' my favourite, considering those sickening students often chit'chat during my lesson...

Interesting, though to note that this year, I have been inadvertently 'forced' to wish all of you Muggles a very merry

...

Christmas...

yes, that's done.

I bid each and every reader of this very pro-Slytherin adieu for this year and let us cross our fingers for another huge points deduction from Gryffindor house come the new year...

First of all, I would like to apologize to all of you for neglecting this site for such a long time.

I have been, err... pretending to lie dead for some time.

But recently, I have found a decent way to handle stress.

No, I forbid all of you from jumping to rash conclusions.

It is, actually playing the Muggle Harry Potter game on the Nintendo Wii.

Waving the controller stick around is lke waving my beloved wand around. you see...
   

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I am flattered by what Henoluin (http://www.xanga.com/henoluin) has to say for my blog.

It is most pleasing to the ears, after trying to deduct more points from those insolent little Gryffindor gits ( they are currently at -50 points)...

I said, "SHOULDN'T YOU BE READING YOUR SCHOOL BOOKS, POTTER!!"

Good day.  

I Believe, watching Mouldy Lord Voldy himself screaming like fungus itself makes me throw up in disgust. All of you must realize, if I make the slightest mistake, he will punish me dreadfully.

My greatest fear is being uncovered by the Dark Lord.

Perhaps one day he might.

'Shiver'

   

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